ahhh. how good it feels to be back online. at least for now, before my guiltness kicks in again.
Everyone else is probably studying their asses away, and everytime I switch on the TV, pick up a copy of 8days, Lime or even straits times, I feel guilty because I know I should be studying my ass off too.
Heck I even feel guilty sleeping.

So today, armed with a truckload of txtbooks, I isolated myself at city hall starbucks for 5 frickin hours, resulting in 2 vanilla lattes.potato salad.warm chocolate cake and hot cocoa with whipped cream!
Oh marhhhh gawdd.

Whoa, i tell you, it's like committing all 7 deadly sins all at once. Didn't seem like a torturing study session. Nope, not at all.
No matter how evil and deceiving the algebraic equations were.
But i got a teeny bit frustrated cos my beloved nano wasnt with me.

Anywaay. Watching SI. I don't care whether Jon wins or not, because as the corny saying goes, at this point, they're all winners.
Personally, I feel that Jon has the more unique voice, tho no doubt that Hady has 'the voice'.
Hady's more a dime in a dozen, where you can find many singers with his kinda vocal powress. but not many singers have Jon's signature baritone, low n sexayy voice and the moves ta go along with it. Not to mention the bloody intense goosebump-raising stare.
I like.

I want to talk more. But once again, I am feeling guilty guilty guilty.
Actually, I just realised that I have a shitload of work left undone.
So Tatas...

On a closing note, I'd like to say,
not all emo kids are depressed and whiney. Some are happy, immature, bouncy kids.
I think that will be my next entry.

wow guys.

I havent blogged for a few days and before we know it, I totally missed one whole crucial episode of the korean drama. tsktsk.

Anyway, its just the usual stuff as anyone wud expect. Nothing new.

Even hollywood catfights ala lindsey-mischa-paris-or other etc socialites have more interesting stuff to argue bout. Air-headed as they are, they still have the brains enough to argue other things besides boyfriends.
Like, who re-wore the Prada dress to yesterday's fundraiser,

It's starting to bore me, I think I'd rather stick to channel 8 dramas.erm, okay neway, nuff BS again.. shall talk about more blogworthy stuff.
I'm so sorry to have wasted 40 seconds of your life back there.

But back to business.
Checkout these acapella people man! Kickin!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ip3pYy8Svo
That was..
Acapella on power rangers theme song..
Haven't heard that in years. Man was it bloody cool and funny.
See em jumping like retards at the chorus. loll.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-nSIO7uXzU
Mr Brightside..

Here's something we'd all know..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjcu_1sXXgs

I'm gettin the urge to beat box after watching em.
Second thought, I don't wanna be covered in spit.

They sound kickin good. kickin kickin good.
If our choir stood next to them, they'd sound completely tone-deaf and horribly off-pitch. No offence guys.

Tata..

Sekolah reopen..tolong lah.

So anyway...the usual stuff..a flight of stairs late to assembly..p.e with kara and his ego..math with mr chan and our retards.


ahh...how much I've missed em..

not.

Suprisingly. Ms yeoh actually continued with the debate on mon. I thought she wasn't going ta continue.was suprised she even remembered.

-Round one-
*DING!*

Darren's vs. Sheng Rong's.

Debate topic- Should humans be saved from extinction?

I know. How erm, controversial.
It's like debating whether you should commit suicide or not.
In this case, we should, for coming up with such a ridiculous debate topic

Aren't there better and more important topics to debate about?

Like, should literature classes be out of bounds to Ms chang?
or
Is eugene really gay?

Nuff of this BS anyway.

So anyway as expected, Darren won. Pretty much beacuse of Darren obviously, his group couldn't have won cos of Keith and Michael's bullshittin. Micheal actually took bullshitin 2 a whole new level that we din even know existed.

Doing his 'interrogating' on the audience, not supreme court, puh-lease.

Oh yea h and the last part when Ms yeoh and Chang were determining the winning team, they had their own internal debate too.

It was bloody funny watching em 2 arguing..
The first time Msyeoh din give in to changchang. YAY ms yeoh. lol

Caught Akeelah and the Bee..

Hmm. Perhaps I underestimated this family film. I thought it'd be the typical normal girl in small town goes to big city and wins! urgh.

But thank god i was like wrong, sorta anyway. The plot is predictable but the storyline was really warming and wits. The couple next to me like offered me tissues. haha. It's not that teary, but enough to jerk a few tears.

But I learned how ta spell b-u-t-t.
And a whole lotta words that I don't know nor give a damn bout.

And here's an excellent excuse for that peck on the cheek.

" Er, I had a sudden impulse?.."

if that fails, then just gotta bite the dust..

" Will you sue me for sexual harassment?! "

Sure to get giggles and perhaps if lucky(and abit of vodka.jk.) a peck back.
*And there ya go! Gettin away scott-free..

Just a few excerpts from this strictly-no-ghettotalk movie.
Go catch it. It's pretty good.

*Disclaimer: Please note that the contents is for your sole entertainment purpose only. The blogger will not be liable for any physical damage caused on any idiot ['s balls] stupid enough to use these excuses on any self-respecting female. All rights reserved
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Thanksverymuch.
Tata..

These few days, have been studyin like siao.
Evryday goin out to Macs, Burger King, then find a small cosy isolated place and mug for the the rest of the day.

I cud only study my one and only favourite *choke* subject, math. Cos that was the only tb i remembered to salvage from our ever 'spacious' locker.damnit.

nerding at macs.




If you were observant enough, you'd have seen 2 inches of a gameboy and my brat's hand. He was supposed ta b muggin too. but secretly sneaked his GB along.

And while my mom went window shoppin, he took it out and with an evil laugh, he started playin..

Unlike his dearest sister, he is unfortunately not gifted in the area of english, sacarsm or wit.

But don't fret just yet!

It turns out that he his like the complete total opposite of her, instead, he is a total genius in math.
Always gettin full marks in his tests and coming home to brag to anyone and evryone who cares enough to listen.
Which means mom n dad.

Usually I just express my mock surprise when he gets 15/15 while I'm stuck with 15/ 25.

Like this,

*GASP*

-End of mock surprise-

Haha, nah, I'm not that cruel. I just do that 50% of the time. hee.

Anyway, this is just a misrable attempt to make muggin sound interesting.

Skiving off during muggin
Camwhoring!





I refused to take any because of the recent breakout which I think may have been caused by the durian that I reluctantly consumed yesterday nite.
My dad convinced my to try cos its supposed to be 'solid' one.

See lah. Dam solid lah.

..Cont'd

Why was ms yeoh smilin like mad?
You tell me why she wouldn't be?!



Haha yeah right.

Instead she was stuck with this..
but hey , that LV bag might have been pricey ..
but this is priceless..where else would you be able to buy a box full of our apprieciations and crazy but still apprieciative rants??




We even put Ms Yeoh's pic on the front cover!


Look!


Eh l

What you didn't see..

Falend and deb doing monk's hill getai..


Can't get enuf of dancing..
Tok tok qiang...



Stop it lah.



" I think we scared the ghosts away already! "
I think they did.


Happy Teachr's Day! In true Monk's Hill style.

I know this post is like, way past due. but hey, it's MY blog ok?
Soshutup and read.

Yest was like
"Sure late lah, neh mind dad, drive slower."
Was like a bloody tsunami outside.

Thought I'd be late, but thanks to my trusty chauffeur -i mean, dad-
when I got to school, it looked like half the sch wasn't there yet.
And many people looked like dey'd been freeloadin on the rain as their shower. All they needed was shampoo.

Anyway, the nite before i stayed up til god-knows wad time, to do Ms yeoh's prez. But it don really matter how long i took to do evrything cos it's for Ms Yeoh, and I wouldn't mind not sleeping. So it don matter how late it was.

Ok, I slept at 3.
lol.

Teachr's day was actually like, dam enjoyable.
Aces day was um, embarrasing cos i had to stand like
front and centre. That was really easy on my nerves.
Nevertheless, anyway w/o my specs, I'm literally half-blind and the crowd looked like a bunch of dummies tryin ta copy our moves.
So of of course, some ppl wud think that it was gay.

Had e hse games in the hall since the field was submerged in the pouring tsunami outside.
We had a great spectatin area at the gallery, which was actually better than the shaded tents set-up at the fields. Which were good-for-nothin by then.

First game was Nick of time, honestly, before the game, I had not a stinkin idea how to play. But anyways and pretty amazingly, we got like first. haha. I think it was cos we were pretty calm throughout the whole thing, unlike the other hses, they were kinda like.
omigod hurry!omigfgod quick quick!!

But Haha it was so fun cos we won!
But apparently that would be the only game that we were goin to win for the rest of the day.

Afta dat was musica chairs. At first it was like waddahell so many dam ppl. But as time went by, we were left with bo neh bu xueting (amazingly) and some valour gal, yeah babe.

But LO and behold, though xueting bo neh, she sure got one fast ass. And with a swift movement of xt's ass, vig got their first stinkin victory.

I think that was about the only 2 games i really rmbered.
Oh yeah, one more was tug-o-war. I thought we'd win, cos ours team consisted of 99.9% (Charlie just outta hnf a fewweeks ago) HNF people.

Our team looked dam garang. We were resting our hopes on their strong gravity pull.
But, alas, for reasons I cannot fathom, victory, with all them thin thin ppl, won us.

Then it was guardin the balls. The name of the game makes me wanna cry laughin. Dunno what balls they should guard.

Capt's ball was uh. well it sucked, vig won. as usual.
well anyways, after all that was tchr's day quiz.
And it din look like anyone gave a dam whose bag, what stuffed toy, whose constipation pills..lol.

Finally, the highlight of the day..
tchr's day concert started with Hendry, his voice and the guitar.
singin ooh lalala...
dang, he's good.

Next up was, actually i can't rmb the order of performances.
but nevermind, anyway next up according to my pics..
It's us at a taiwanese pop concert!

Lame-haha sorry. We were tryna b enthusiastic bout it, evryone around us had ta b wet blankets and spoil the fun by being stones.




uh, like, what the..

he's walking like he just had constipation.


Finally. phew.

Then it was the bra saleman, flaunting his 'assets'..(or so he thinks he has them).
I suspect that he was secretly wearin a nike sports bra for extra support with all that vigorous shaking all around.

Anyways quoted frm his blog..

"Miss y's face was glum and full of jealousy when we were dancing, a rumour, but i dunno true not."

Well Charlie, it might just have been true.
But she, wasnt jealous cos yr dance was like nicer or what.
It's cos she saw you "breasting and shaking and gaying and sexilyin" your moobs (man-boobs, which you don actually have), very unprofessionally.
I think she was turned off by your noob-ism. And jealous cos you had the nike bra she wanted.

See.Shake and emphasize on your nike bra.

How not to accentuate your curves 101.

Haha enuf bitchin. Charlie's dance was entertainin, but not as entertainin as ours. hah.

Ellen and Arif singin

Someday we'll know if lurrve can move a mountain

Someday we'll know why I wasn't meant for youuu.

Someday Ellen will win Singapore Idol.

and someday Arif will know the difference between singing and talking.

BARACUDA Bakuteh..something that sounded like that anyway.

It was catchy and kickass. What more can I say? But thanks to the totally "enthusiastic" audience, our efforts to groove to da beat made us look like idiots.

I look pretty retarded smiling like mad. Ms yeoh was a bit mad(as in crazy) that day too.

And how can we blame her? Find out what she was goin crazy abt

stay tuned.. for more juicy behind the scenes scandalicious pics!(because right now the pics arent loading yet AGAIN.)