oh dear.
I'm losing my motivation to blog and it's all you ppl's fault.
I realise that at least 20+ ppl come to my blog everyday but never bother to tag. I need the encouragement, the drive, the apprieciation, lol, okay maybe i just needed an ego boost.

But I mean, if you see ppl tagging you, it shows that they actually bothered to read the whole entry and were interested enough to give a shit and comment on something.

Even if it says,

" SH*T you. egoistic *****, your posts are so narcissistic.Get a life! "

Sorry, that was just some narcissist pretending to be moi.
p/s. nah I'm just kiddin yknow. I'm not gonna sue you if you don't tag, but if you do, I'd appreciate nothing vulgar or senseless.
If you do have to proclaim your hate for me, go on and set up a hate site for me.
However if you are one of those who don't have complete grasp of their mental state and still persist in leaving insults/vulgars, I will merely delete your tags and you'll just be a sad soul obliterated from my tagboard existence.

Oh yeah, i missed big mama's bday party man. Sadly sadly sadly.
I bailed out last minute, yet again.
I so wanted to go, so I could shake my ass and prove to him that mah milkshake is betta than his.

Tomorrow, me will be going to BHS for food-tasting.
Don gimme that completely puzzled wadahell look, but yeah, anyway, will be going there to like taste-test the canteen food.
I don't know what's the point anyway, it's not as if they're really gonna change the food if we go, ewww, vegetables. (not that I have anything against veggies)
But even if we comment, they'll probably just go

" Aiyah. it's healthy okay. just eat, eat, hurry up. We want to serve the deep-fried potato wedges already."

Personally, I'm not a fan of canteen food. Cept maybe just the spaghetti Wednesdays.

I remembered how i ate Chee chong fun during primary school for 1 whole year, or was it 2? Anyway, food was the last thing on my mind during those days, the faster i finished, the more time i got to play catching.

Nowadays, we care more about how much time we can waste eating, so that we won't needa go to class so early.

I don't wanna go tomorrow! I'll get fat!
Lol, nah, it's just that I'm too young to die from food poisoning.

Oh what the hell. If Salihin can eat macs everyday and still convince himself that fries are fibre, I guess I could just hypnotise myself thinking that by eating, I can lose weight.

Ok see ya'll.
I'm gonna burn some calories tmr!

Ahaha. I'm so bored and so very lazy to do a post..but aneywayy.

Bloody hell i don't wanna talk about today.

Oh yar.
I watched like 2 movies in one day.
Deathnote with ange and friends and The Prestige with family.

Deathnote was not too bad, predictable, but nice.
Considerin that I refuse to read manga or watch anime(I hate the hype), it was pretty good.hm..I wouldn't mind lettin ange drag me to the second one.
3.5mins of applause/5

Prestige was prestigious man!!
It was a great show, and Hugh Jackman is hawt but I don't like Scarlett in that movie. The plot was clever, but if you go back to the basic basic storyline of these 2 guys tryna take revenge on each other by persistently goin to each other's shows to sabo each other's acts and dressed in the most obvious moustache disguises, it's kinda childish and senseless. I was half laughing at some parts.

I was so in the mood to watch Mindfreak when I got home.

fourfrickin minutes of standing ovation/5
watch it!watch it!

Oh so sad, tomorrows gonna be de last official day of sch in mhss..
Even as I write this, tears are like streaming down my face...
okay maybe not really and I doubt I'd even get emotional tomorrow.

I'll be comin back to school hell loads more anyway, so what's there to weep about?

Still considerin whether to go to Charlie's strip party this wkend..hm..
haha well it's not literally a strip party, but Charlie's hostin it, so it might as well be-complete with the hired strippers! hahaha..
How bout Eve's chalet? Considering also.. but I'd change my mind if she'd waiver the $10 bux for the BBQ.heh.

I dunno man, go chalet, talk cock sing song, it's not very productive.
Then again, when have we ever been?

Go strip club, seeing charlie shakin his thang, kinda horny and sick.
Then again, when has he never been?

Who's your daddy?
Papaphobia- Fear of the Pope.

Follicularly fearful.
Peladophobia- Fear of bald people.

Single and would rather stay that way.....for the rest of their lives.
Philophobia- Fear of falling in love or being in love.

He who socializes with fugly people
Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.

Stays away during Oktoberfest and is allergic to Nazis.
Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things.

Um.amputation is an option.
Levophobia- Fear of things to the left side of the body.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
Stupidly ironic.

Moron.
Chrometophobia or Chrematophobia- Fear of money.

Ze Alpha-male
Cherophobia- Fear of gaiety.
tralalalala...!

HAHA.don be a hobo.
Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars.

Possibly the most ridiculous of all. WTF.
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Full list of phobias @ www.phobialist.com
Laugh yourself silly!

I'D RATHER GO BACK TO SCHOOL

Do you have any idea how tormenting it is to be stuck at home for four fugly days?

I feel like a slob. Staying at home spending half my time sleeping or slugging away searching for food.

I think the most exciting thing that happened was brushing my teeth.

Oh! oh yeah, I went to Aunty Linda's place yesterday
to visit uncle roland. He kinda had something like a stroke, but not an actual stroke, the other day and that isn't a very pleasant thing. not pleasant at all. nono not at all.

haha.that sounded so goofy.

but anyways, we went there during dinner time, when we hadn't had dinner yet. I was dying for food and ready to pounce on the table of food on their table already, but we weren gonna eat there.
So i took my mind off by watchin the Chinese drama on TV.

Thank god a few minutes later we already into a juicy convo. Turns out my cousin's getting hitched this december 23. What a date to get married, days before X'mas. But they've only started datin for 3mths? Round there.
No, they're not that desperately in lurrve.
Accordin to my aunt, they were classmates and terence(my cuz) told her that if he was still unmarried now, he'd marry her.

Haha, cheesy i know. But man, that's pretty sweet you gotta admit.

So here they are now, engaged.
But come to think of it now, I think he was planning for the future, like a " just in case i'm still single emergency thing." Wah like a reserve. hahaha..

Terence was talking to me and he said
"Whoa. You've grown up alot. Voice changed so much."

" ....,(in a wtf-ed tone) you mean my voice sounds much lower izit?"

"Since the last time I heard, it's changed."

I dunno what to say. I'm not a guy, dude. If you want to make it a point that i've grown up,don't have to use my voice as an example. I'm not flattered..
Haha, but I forgot to mention, his wife-to-be looks really pretty and sweet, no wonder he chose her as a 'reserve'

So that's it. I secretly miss being a flower girl like when I was 7. SHHSH. Don't tell!
muahaharrh.

Tata!

They say laughter is the best medicine, sure, but laughter needs to come from a source, otherwise, laughing for no reason would be considered an illness then eh?

So the only obvious source of laughter online would obviously be,sorry to say, youtube.
I stumbled across these two guys who hail from China but are anything but cheena-ish.
Can't copy the embedded here, so here's e link.
Is that gay or is that gay?

LOL! The song is already funny enough, and they had ta rub it in.
But it's hilarious and good entertainment.
Heck even Jessica Simpson linked them on her official webbie, so i officially got nothing to say.
It's a difficult skill, to master the art of lip-synching the entire song and look like you really are singin it and feeeelin it.haha..

They're called the Backdorm boys as a, uh, 'tribute' to the Backstreet bums, cus that was e first song they sync-ed.

Hahaha..the funniest thing is that while these two are synching themselves away to youtube stardom, almost evrytime, there's this guy in the background on his computer, completely oblivious to it all.
Watch their don't lie vid too..
Everytime i hear public affair, i really can't supress my laughter. Don't ask me why.

Maybe it's cos of the video where Ryan Seacrest stars as the chaffeur and says : " I wanna be so famous that my hair stylist gets his on show on bravo(somthin like that)! "

Or maybe because of the twinkly twinkly starting of the song.
Or maybe because after this song, Paris finally has some competition.

I dunno man. But if you wanna make me laugh, just play it.

I miss mugging my ass off.tsk.
Who knew spending 6hrs everyday processing useless pieces of information and trying to get them into your head while eating KFC, starbucks and popcorn could invoke such a strong feeling of nostalagia?


i'm missin ze muggin.
I feel so empty. So lonely.
No more textbooks or mindmaps or past year papers.
What's worse?
No more vanilla steamed milk, no more hot chocolate with whipped cream. No more pastamania, no more distgusting salty popcorn.
(nice meh evelyn? Only encourages more water retention.bwaha.)

Who knew it could be so weirdishly kinda fun studyin with ange, eve and syafiaqah. Such a crazy retarded but hardworking bunch.

And who knew, through a week, I could come up witha business plan that would have made me richer than Charlie's whole collection of Armani.

I was doing my mindmapping which of course made em go, tsk tsk, aiyo.
Few days later, Syafiqah is carbon copying mine.
Then I asked them, if I did these, and sold it to you ppl for a buck a piece, would you buy it?
Sya was like yeah yeah yeah!
If only I'd thought of it earlier, I woulda made enuf money to buy my way to A1s. heheha. pardon my lameness.

Ange n gang made frens with these two donation dudes, who became their tuition dudes.
I didn go that day, so I had to endure their gushing over the cute chinese guy who takes A maths and the other guy who says chi beh uses very colourful language.
Though I got to meet the chi beh-guy on another day, haha he looked kinda stick-ish and concave-ish. ifyouknowadimean.

O dam, needa do art prep now. I hate my art.
But I love yours, ange. (*ahem* incidentally, I haven't started on prep work and I could use some, erm, help yah? *ahemahem*)

Urgh. I sound rellay pathetic so I'll go complete mine masterpieces now.