Thursday, June 29, 2006

HA. I'm not letting ang use the com in school, cos she wants ta delete her blog.

"N later you will find out that my blogs are deleted, Bodoh! "
says angie while hitting me continuously on the back.

In Art now, com lab n slackin.YAye!
Everything else on the com lags cept for blogs,
SO HERE I AM! Yaye!

I keep sayin yaye.yaye. uh. i feel kinda weird bloggin in sch thas y i guess, specially when ang's here. '_' ".
As I sit here blabbing about absolutely nothing, I have no idea what evryone else is doin..it's so abnormally quiet. Kinda. I think they're doing the art rite?
YEAH right.

I think this should be one of moi's lamest and most pointless entries. But you read it! hah! so you're lame n pointless too.

Crap. I keep singin weee'reee soaaaaring, flyyyying...that stupid high sch musical bubblegum song.
I think the podcast song by donndrew is way betta. hah.

p-o-d-c-a-s-t!

Im so lame, quoted from angie.

I think I better stop,
and that's the end of this completely pointless entry.
tata.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Aw just finished screamin at the brazil ghana game. No doubt brazillians are asters of joga bonito(play beautifully in portugese) but the ghanians were absolutely s-o-l-i-d at passing. Like,at anytime the ghanians were around the braz penalty area, there wud be more braz players than ghan players but ghana nver lost the ball once. The only flaw was that their shooting was totally off the mark. Ghana was so near to scoring soooo many dam times, but never got one in at all, not to mention a very embarrasing fall right in front of the braz net.

Sorry if I'm sounding all over the place. Juz kinda overwhelmed and also because of the fact that its 1am now n juz gotta go ta sleep like now.
Havent even changed into PJs argh. I'll update WC posts tomorrow then, with clearer and cleaner posts. Nitey.

btw, final result 4 braz vs ghan
3:0..

Friday, June 23, 2006

Haven't been posting lately cos I'm too busy being two good shoes tryna finish my hols hw. Hope this makes up for the time being..

16 cheesy and stupid (actually they are a teensy bit clever) pick-up lines which might probably work(or worked) on bimbos.
On second thought, I don't think that even bimbos would be stupid enough to fall for that. If they do,well, good luck.
If you were stupid enough to try that on any self-respecting woman, good luck too,
on not getting a tight slap, kick in the groin/arse, eternal damnation (haha!serves you right for even trying.).
just for starters.


Good luck to all the morons who plan to test-drive these babies.

1."You're under arrest!" (For what?) "For stealing my heart."

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. Are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) Because you have been running through my mind all day

4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes

6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, She'd say,"What are doing") respond, "Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."

7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.) "I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."

8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

9. Walk up to a girl and say: "Are you from heaven?" "No" he answers. "Oh, I thought all the angels were from heaven"

10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek and die on your lips.

11. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.

12. Are you lost? Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

14. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

15. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

16. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.

Monday, June 19, 2006

I should be disgustingly sick right now.

Stayed up for the Italia VS USA match 2 days ago. I got hungry so we ordered mcd delivery, wanted to order pizza, but the lines closed at 9pm. And it was already 1am when I called. jeez. I was lookin forward to pizza soooo much.

Anyway, that match was kinda weird. I laughed lots lots and and alot more. It was a 1:1 draw. But i guess the italians pitied the americanos and helped them to shoot an own goal. Haha, the italian wanted to shoot to midfield from the corner, but somehow screwed up and ended up shooting into his own goal. whoa! lol.

For a few seconds, everything was in slow-mo.


USA: tha-wha-haaaa..(say in slowmotion speed)
ITA: WHA? huh?....


USA: YEAHHHH..OHMAHGOD...YEAHH!!!
ITA goalie: CAZZO!! (Italic for holy shit)

And then it was 1:1.

Le Italians had finally recovered from that horrible terrrible deplorable nightmarish (although to the Americans it was a dream come true) own goal and thought that was the end of it.
Well, the worse was yet to come.

A mere 1 minute after that own goal by Italy, their midfielder was sent off for elbowing a USA player in the face causing blood to gush out from somewhere on his face. ugh, i know.




The game ended with only 19 players left
10 in ITA
and only 9 in USA.
At the end of the match, it was still a disappointing 1:1..

Friday, June 16, 2006

It's been a fruit-punchy day. As in like, rojak (mixed). Woke up as hell early today, cos my mom was supposed to help her indo friend to apply for visa to aussie. As usual I was pulled along. And the fact that I slept at 2am+++ yest, I wasn't the happiest morning person. Was feeling damn damn lethargic. When we got to the Aust High Comm, my mom asked me to help her friend fill the form thingy, cus apparently, auntie is illiterate to english. So I had to obediently agree..the form was soooo long-winded, I tell you. I secretly cursed her illiteration.(is there such a word? yes duh, I invented it) But halfway through the form, i think god looked down and recognised a poor soul suffering, so he cursed me with a horrible stomachache, thereby saving me from that monstrously stupid form.

I went to sit at the sofa to lie in pain and agony(ha!) for a few mins, and after it went away. By then, mom and her fren were already waiting for their turn at the counter.
So got out The Alchemist ta read,

speaking of reading,I've just realised that I haven't done a single book report at all. And we're supposed ta do 6! whopee...Just like what I've told evryone who's asked moi whether I've done any of the hol homework,
"I haven't done a single shit ".

GAH. Don't panic, says me. I will tackle everything over the weekend, yeah...

We went to watch R.V this aftanoon. Was kinda dull at the start, then in the middle was mildly more interesting..with alotta ridiculously silly scenes. But it couldn't have been much interesting, in fact, some people thought it was downright b-o-r-i-n-g.

And they had no qualms bout expressing how bored they were feelin. Apparently some fat woman sitting behind mom came with her maid to watch,i know, wth.lol. anyway, that's not the point. Halfway through the movie, there was a eerie grunting sound coming from behind which was er, eerie. So i turned back and guess what i saw, that fat woman was

SNORING
her lungs away.

yes, and it was damn loud, I tell you. People kept glancing behind at her. And her helpless maid just sat there making a pathetic attempt tryin to pretend nothing was wrong.

I think she was probably afraid that if she woke her boss up the woman might go

"OI! Wake me up for what ha?! You cannot see that I sleeping ARH?"

"I-er-you-sn-sn--...yes mum.."

Pity these poor maids who have to be the unfortunate servants of these senseless(and shameless) bosses.
Had a good laugh bout that.(The snoring thing i mean, not the maids) HAHA...

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Just ova the Ecuador: Costa Rica match, 3:NIL . Haha.man, my dad said Ecuador players are braun and no brains. Throughout the whole game, they were practically charging and charging(chionging and chiongin) and didn't slow down at all. Their stamina.is.damn.good. But their passes are just like, oh you're there, here, ball. As in, mostly passin the ball to the first teammate they see. But their play was really aggressive, so aggressive that at each time there'd be a Ecuador player lying on the ground, crying in pain.


That said, I think I'd rather be a no-brainer like the ecuadorians rather than, say, no-nothings ala costa ricans. If you compared CRC to ECD performance in the game, you'd see that CRC was pretty relaxed throughout the game. Either that, or ECD was waaaaaaay aggressive. CRC had so many chances to score, but the goals were executed, pretty much, pathetically. ECD was giving their all.all.alll.alllll

And it was either me, or it looked as if in any point of time, there'd be more ECD players around the ball than CRC players. I nearly thought that there were more ECD players than CRC. CRC players were mostly behind their teammate in possesion of the ball, and all around the poor guy would be ECD defenders, strikers, wadever..all tryna tackle the ball.
Then the poor brainless guy would, as you'd guess, would not have had the brains to pass the ball back to his teammates behind. Resulting in losing the ball to the ECDians, and oh,did i mention? 3 goals.

Goals-
Ecuador
1) 7.33(start of match) TENORIO
2) 54(half-time) DELGADO
3) 90(end of match) KAVIEDES


I feel sorry for em..
Anyway, just wanna say, my views are only of personal opinion which was completely typed in a way in which I did not stop think twice, at all. So if you are a die-hard-can't-live-witout-u fan of CRC(which I doubt would be many), please don't take my comments to hard because I have nothing against them. I just find their playing, um, commentable. (not to be confused with commendable ah.) So, I'm sorry if moi broke your football heart. Same goes for any future entries that I might post in future(which I have a gut feeling that it will be soon.)

I'm getting very very very lazy on updating day 4 cus i'm waaay too caught up in watching 22men chasing a ball. I bet most retards out there are too, thas why unless you've been living under a rock for the past month, you'd stop reading moi blog too. Cos the perth thing, is soooo over. So i shall pause on perth for the time bein. And we shall start talking about men and soccer balls.ahem.


I'm a bit bored talking bout the matches, so i shall be yakking about the next best things about soccer.


Soccer by the numbers...

5 : No. of stars on the brazil jersey



Each star represents every WC win. The most stars their opponents have is only 3.sweet.

32: No. of teams competing in this year's WC

73: No. of years since the first World Cup tournament, which was held in Uruguay..Oooh.

0: No. of times S'pore has won the World Cup.

32,789: No. of you who will most likely laugh after reading the previous entry.

20,457: No. of you who are still laughing

2010: When Spore targetted to reach the World Cup Finals.

40,000: No. of you who fell off your chairs (laughing) after reading the previous entry.

20100: When we're likely to reach the World Cup Finals.


18 : Carats of f**kin (sorry but im sorry..18 f***king carats?!) solid gold the World Cup Trophy is made of.




There ya have it. standin @ 36 cm , 18-carat solid-gold FIFA WC trophy. Jeez, no wonder they kiss that thing.


Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Day 3..

Early morn we went ta Mt Lawley High..we went to their middle sch and this pic here, was during their health ed class.
And the topic today is...pregnancy! yeah really. K I'm not excited in the way you'd think I am, just that er, the students were like, 'you'll enjoy today's topic' ..it wasn't much interesting though, the teacher just asked us to find out what happens on each mth of the pregnancy on the coms. But they were kinda slackin away. foolin around and stuff.pretty much like us..


but the people were great..

actually,they're really enthusiastic bout takin pics, most of em in this pic juz screamed and ran in.lol.


becky(left), moi and jessie(the head)



pulling jess back.


tweese!(finally.lol.)


donchu think they look kinda the same? cute..lol
cos they're twins duh.



In thy bus..

get your own sunnies shumin.

Then we went ta Fremantle for the most anticipated activity of the day. No, not sleepin. Shoppin! yaye. It wasn't actually on the intinerary but it wasn't too far a journey(an hr)..so yaye again.


We had ta go eat lunch ourselves so we went to get sandwhiches n stuff, but eve, jasmine, debby were all complainin that they tasted yuck. They were ok what, but after that we passed by a sushi bar(unfortunately), eve n jas INSISTED eating there. Isn't Sakae sushi enough in sg? Come to aussie also want. I didn't eat though, didn't think the sushi there wud be nice anyway.

sushi belt.sheesh. typical.


see? eve happily pigging away on sushi.


That Night...
We went to the aussie guides hq, it was actually on a mountain. Cool eh?
I loved their campfire site, we had roasted marshmellows, bbq sausages n baked apples..the temp was so cold that nite, it reached 0 dg..so the campfire was real cozy..so unlike sg, when it's already bloody sweltering hot, we have a fire? Jeez. Anyway that night was real great!



wah! Our illegal poker assembly in xueting's room.
We invented a new poker game called 'wah'. It's snap actually, just that u say 'wah' stead of snap. And you have to be retarded to play.
I laughed til my throat hurt and had a stomachache. Yes, it was that bad.

muahaha.we escaped from woodbridge last wk.

I'm posting kinda slow these days cos of my brat so just gonna get back to the tele and surrender..cya..another day yeah..

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Still DAY 1


xueting wanted to get a pic with this hot guy. but then he ran away unfortunately, well don blame him. It's not evryday that you see neh bu's in aussie. I managed ta get this pic of him posing though, in a very suggestive manner..lol..

our coach..it was pretty big alright, in fact, it even had a toilet init . Yeah, suprisingly, it didn't stink..but was kinda small, but how big a space do you needa do yr business anyway?


Russell, our charming bus driver..really gotta give it up to him, he drove us for hours and hours and freakin more hours..
We were eating dinner here and he didn't eat cuz he had to fetch another group to the airport later..and it was 10pm! so hardworking..


Dinner on Night 1..

you know, when we went there, I just didn't have much appetite ta eat..dunno why. I just ate for the sake of eatin, otherwise, I could've w/o food for the whole day..

DAY 2..

They said that morning call would be 6.30..but my morn call was like 6am..cos Ms Low's fiancee called our room(Ms Low bunked with me) wo wake his darlin. Ms Low went down to have bfast with him first while I was left with the tedious job of waking Ying Ni up..I had to switch on all the lights and pull her blanket off til she finally agreed to wake, if i "switched off the stupid lights"[her exact words]

anyway, we got down to the bfast area roun 7 n it was totally empty.

the only ones around were ms low, vincent(fiancee), moi and YN

for some reason, everytime she talks, she keeps doing this


shit.I look so faaaa...ir.haha.I will never use the word that rhymes with phat on myself.



my roomies(not the swans)

black swans, nice change from white..


Next stop was Lancelin Desert..we got to ride this bus which looked like
some monster truck, it was sooo cool.
The seats had springs under it and when the bus bumped,we'd be bouncing up and down,literally.
Then the guy brough us for sand boarding, and we'd slid down this sand slope which was really kinda high, I got a bit freaked at first when I saw the slope. But after I did it, I wanted ta go gain, but decided not to cos the way up was so dang tiring, and if you lost yr balance, you'd get another free ride down, on your butt.

"G'day mates, have fun bouncin y'all!"


Yay I got the front seat!

sand-boardin..Eh?! who is the photographer? Can't even see my ass!

Then we went to some place with lotsa stones, or 'limestones' as they call em. Not much difference actually.


See? what's de diff?They're all stones what.


In case you really needa go...


amazing what wonders the sun can for your height.

We love stones!!(not really)

Went back that evenin and we went star-gazing, man, there're so many stars in the sky there at nite. Was really amazing, so unlike the 'stars' u see in sg, most of the time, they're actually just the building lights. And if we actually spot any, they're mostly tiny miniscule microscopic lil dots.In a word, pathetic. Cos sg is so polluted by the nitescape lights, so we've no choice but 2 enjoy the artificial man-made scenery, which is like, blah.

Scenes at star gazing..
Some people think they're just so strong..

Shaun: "K ready ah? Jump when I say 3 ok.." (hope I don't get a slipped disc in mah back or somethin..)

Mrs Loke: Er..ok I'll try..(uh oh) Ready?
Shaun: Er, fly up...wait,wait..ok..


" 1..2......."



Mrs Loke: Tweese!
Shaun: Twees...urgh..hurry up hurry up..


yaye!

Man, that was a dam long post..and dam tired now of course..
will contd another time..I'm watchin my match..don't disturb.don disturb..

Thursday, June 08, 2006

omigod. I dunno where the hell ta start.

Perth was(circle one, argh heck it, just circle all)
1) helluva freakin fun
2) crazy
3) adrenaline-rushin
4) so cool and sooo cold
5) godamn fun X infinity

I know i sound as if I've never been a foot outta sg before, but seriously, this was the most fun I've seriously had in all my hols. my god
.

We were occupied with so much stuff throughout that there was hardly much time for me to catch my breath to stop n rest..because we were all too high!! ahaha.. I'm serious. Most of the time in the bus, it was as hell noisy.

In event of any total dead silences, everyone would just knockout all at once..


told ya. everyone sleeps all at once.

haha neways, I shall tell you all about the bloody hell fun we had and attempt to make you all jealous. Actually, I don't think I even need to 'attempt' to. Cuz you will be.
Will upload AMPAP(as many pics as possible)..

K I'll just go back to basics and do the day1, day2 thingy just so i won't get confused..

DAY 1
tadah! We're outta the horrible 6-hr jet-lagged flight from SG and finally reached Perth, Aussie!


The weather was so great, so chilly and sunny at de same time! No more facial blotters cos the air there is so bloody dry that i actually needed moisturiser. If I put moisturiser in sg I'll end up with pimples all over the next day. The sun was really blinding so lotsa us went ta get shades, had lotsa fun tryin em on..me n Eve got oversized shades which made us look so superstarish.haha.

Eve stole the shades!12bucks only, also wanna steal,how stingy!..aiyo so unprofessional, any idiot would take off the price tag after stealing and before posing! LOL kiddin, I chose this pair for her, stylish eh?
I'll show you mine lata..


After that we drove to King's Park! The park was so nice, I think it was sorta like a romantic spot or sth so there were lotsa couples lyin on the grass lol..we saw this couple kissin on the grass, wanted 2 take pic but decided not to, in case if any sad and single people see the pic and die of emptiness, desperation and you know, the rest of the crap.lol.
So I'll spare you(and me) the pain and show you something that would end your desperation(for sure).
You know I said that there were lotsa ppl in love together there and all, but people go there not just only when they're in luv, but also when they're lookin for lurve..both the young AND old!

Apparently this nice old lady came ova asking us to come to Kings' Park next sun cos there would be some kite festival of some sort. So we told her we were onli here til wed and she was like awww..
Then after that she went over to talk to Eugene, she kinda talked to him for a pretty long time, and she said something like "oh, your hand's freezing.." and grabbed his hand...
Just imagine that. An old lady tryna hit on eug? Oh dear. I don't know who to feel sorry for, him or her?

Xt wants you to look there..

just look at that, he's even smilin', for heavens sake. I'll bet he's actually enjoying it.."finally someone who finds me attractive, sigh.." I think she should just go flirt with the guy lying there at the back, like, find someone her own age..tsk.tsk. LOL.sorry eugene.haha.I have nothing against you, I just love laughin at you..haha..


lurrrve it here..2 b continued..lol..

Friday, June 02, 2006

i keep waking up so late nowadays. Lev woke me up at 1pm by pouring powder on my face. Stupidly effective.

Eve's hamster popped da babies today! (correction, 11 babies!) She's crazy about it apparently. But havta give e babies away when it grows up cos it'll fight with his parents?Found it kinda weird, but that's what she said.

I used to have 2 hamsters which lived for like, 8 years, which is like damn long in hamster years. (i think) But in the last two years they just spent their days sleeping away..

Thursday, June 01, 2006

you know how I insist that superficial people are just immature and childish? Maybe sometimes it should't be deemed so much as a crime to be superficial lah.
Because sometimes we are behaving this way, just out of the innocent purpose of humourous fun.

Actually I just thought of this because I'd been readin Xiaxue's blog and Yes, we can all say that she might be acting like a bimbo/b*tch/etc in her blog entries, but I can tell that none of it is meant to be intentionally insulting or mocking. It's all in good(self-obsessed) humour. lol.

I mean, there was this time when she blogged about 'handicapped toilets'. Cos of this guy untintentionally walking in on a wheelchair-bound guy in the HC toilet and getting told off by the HC guy. She blogged about the incident and talked bout how handicapped toilets shouldn't be strictly restricted 2 HC ppl only. The whole thing was very much publicised in the newspapers last year.

Anyway, long story short, you should probably go read it yourself and go figure.
http://xiaxue.blogspot.com/2005/10/i-am-hungrrrrrry.html

sure, sometimes her entries might come across as what she puts it as
'malicious' (wahh sooo evill), but after the whole brouhaha, she actually put up a podcast to apologise to all offended. And, she didn't sound like her bimbotic self on her entries one bit. So you know all her posts, being so superficial and stuff? I guess it's all just good plain fun humour that people sometimes might find hard to laugh at.

I don't agree with her all the time though, but sometimes we need to take time to indulge ourselves awhile.
Don't lie to me and say you've never laughed bout someone behind their backs.I admit, I've done it a gazillion times,haha but of course, I don't actually mean it, just laugh and get over with it.
We all need a break from being sensible once in a while,no?