I'm a bit bored talking bout the matches, so i shall be yakking about the next best things about soccer.
Soccer by the numbers...
5 : No. of stars on the brazil jersey

Each star represents every WC win. The most stars their opponents have is only 3.sweet.
32: No. of teams competing in this year's WC
73: No. of years since the first World Cup tournament, which was held in Uruguay..Oooh.
0: No. of times S'pore has won the World Cup.
32,789: No. of you who will most likely laugh after reading the previous entry.
20,457: No. of you who are still laughing
2010: When Spore targetted to reach the World Cup Finals.
40,000: No. of you who fell off your chairs (laughing) after reading the previous entry.
20100: When we're likely to reach the World Cup Finals.
18 : Carats of f**kin (sorry but im sorry..18 f***king carats?!) solid gold the World Cup Trophy is made of.
There ya have it. standin @ 36 cm , 18-carat solid-gold FIFA WC trophy. Jeez, no wonder they kiss that thing.
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