Haven't been posting lately cos I'm too busy being two good shoes tryna finish my hols hw. Hope this makes up for the time being..

16 cheesy and stupid (actually they are a teensy bit clever) pick-up lines which might probably work(or worked) on bimbos.
On second thought, I don't think that even bimbos would be stupid enough to fall for that. If they do,well, good luck.
If you were stupid enough to try that on any self-respecting woman, good luck too,
on not getting a tight slap, kick in the groin/arse, eternal damnation (haha!serves you right for even trying.).
just for starters.

Good luck to all the morons who plan to test-drive these babies.

1."You're under arrest!" (For what?) "For stealing my heart."

2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?

3. Are your legs tired? ( girl: Why?) Because you have been running through my mind all day

4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"

5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes

6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, She'd say,"What are doing") respond, "Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."

7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.) "I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."

8. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

9. Walk up to a girl and say: "Are you from heaven?" "No" he answers. "Oh, I thought all the angels were from heaven"

10. I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek and die on your lips.

11. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.

12. Are you lost? Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

13. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

14. What's that in your eye? Oh...it's a sparkle.

15. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

16. You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.